quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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