so that wasnt chicken after all
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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