I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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