wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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