Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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