Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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