I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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