how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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