I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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