No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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