Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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