Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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