There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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