I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death