Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole