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I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water