definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.