Ambien. No doubt about it.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF