Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
and you fell through a lawn chair
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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