I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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