White coat. Heels.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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