so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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