I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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