Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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