Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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