yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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