I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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