There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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