I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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