do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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