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• (641): View more from Iowa

  i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am

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  im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  soon, soon....

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  I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season

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