i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Stories. There's stories.
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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.