i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season