windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.