Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often