The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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