He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
you never un-have a 4some
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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