hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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