Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
it's like iHOP with fire
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Randomize
