that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Randomize
