Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize