I heard we made out
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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