would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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