Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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