We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Hippo gnu deer
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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