Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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