this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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