your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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