once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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