seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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