the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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