I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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