The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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