How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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