is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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