Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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