Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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