Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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